Florida Georgia Game

A man had tickets for the Georgia-Florida game.

As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
Seat next to him.

"No", he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Georgia-Florida game, the
biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He said, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Georgia-Florida game
we haven't been to together since we got
married in 1957".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that.. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a
neighbor to take
the seat?".


The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."